Insanely Idiotic Tee — Retro Mic Tee

A soft, breathable tee that brings dry humor and vintage radio vibes to everyday wear. The front shows a retro microphone framed by a sunset palette and the caption, “What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard,” while the back carries a cracked-dunce emblem reading, “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” Wear it to signal playful sarcasm without shouting—comfortable under a jacket, layered for road trips, or lounging at home. The lightweight Airlume cotton knit feels smooth against skin and holds shape through wash after wash. Thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed crew collar—keeps the silhouette neat and wearable for everyday routines and low-key outings. Billy Madison Quote

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Durable structure: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- High-quality prints: DTF/DTG printing on sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant details
- Tear-away label and REACH certification; adult sizing with ethical manufacturing standards
- Color blends available for heather/ash/athletic variants; sourced blank from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean