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Funny Poop Emoji Valentine T-Shirt — "My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, I Can't Hold It In"

Funny Poop Emoji Valentine T-Shirt — "My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, I Can't Hold It In"

$29.99
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Soft, breathable tee with a playful, irreverent design that makes everyday wear feel a little less serious. The shirt features a small, centered cartoon graphic of a smiling poop holding a sign that reads, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in," with tiny hearts overhead. Lightweight Airlume combed cotton gives a smooth hand and a clean drape that layers easily under jackets or stands alone. The retail fit and classic crew neckline keep the silhouette tidy while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape help the tee hold its shape through repeated wear. This is for someone who loves offbeat humor and wants a comfortable, responsibly made shirt that sparks laughs and starts conversations at casual hangouts or low-key gatherings.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and soft feel
- Ribbed knit collar with seam plus shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Side seams for better fit and long-lasting structure
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified
- Sleeve and neck label prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant designs

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Received product damaged or defective
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