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Funny Poop Emoji Poster - "My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, I Can't Hold It" Matte Vertical Print
$11.88
Description
A cheeky, conversation-starting matte poster printed on museum-grade archival paper. The illustration shows a smiling poop character holding a sign that reads “My love for you is like diarrhea... I can’t hold it in,” surrounded by playful red hearts. The matte finish soaks up glare for a soft, gallery-ready look, while giclée printing keeps the colors bright and resistant to fading. Available in many sizes for indoor displays — from dorm rooms and bathrooms to quirky living spaces — this poster brings irreverent humor and bold personality to anyone who enjoys offbeat, adult-focused décor.
Product features
- Museum-grade archival paper for long-term color and stability
- Giclée print producing bright, fade-resistant colors
- Matte finish that reduces glare and gives a soft, gallery look
- Available in 46 sizes to suit various indoor spaces
- Paper weights: 175 g/m² (Sensaria/Prodigi) or 189 g/m² (Printify Choice)
Care instructions
- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
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Received product damaged or defective
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