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Retired Sloth T-Shirt — "IM RETIRED: I Was Tired Yesterday, I’m Tired Again Today"
Athletic Heather / S
$29.99
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Light, soft, and a little bit cheeky — this tee carries a relaxed retirement vibe with a smiling sloth and the lines: “I’m retired — I was tired yesterday, I’m tired again today.” The breathable Airlume combed cotton and retail-fit cut make it easy to wear around the house, on slow mornings, or at low-key get-togethers. The ribbed crew neck and side seams hold shape wash after wash while the tear-away label keeps comfort front and center. Subtle, vintage-style printing in deep green gives the design a calm, homespun feel that pairs naturally with jeans, lounge pants, or a favorite cardigan. Whether worn solo or layered, it reads like a quiet celebration of taking things slow.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear; REACH certified
- Durable, crisp sleeve and label print using DTF/DTG techniques
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Retired Sloth T-Shirt — "IM RETIRED: I Was Tired Yesterday, I’m Tired Again Today"
$29.99
Description
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stability
- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear; REACH certified
- Durable, crisp sleeve and label print using DTF/DTG techniques
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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